This was an old blog post from the beginning of 2007 that a “friend” wrote about me. When I saw it I went ahead and copied and pasted it into a text file. I just came across this file about a month ago. We were not seeing each other and nothing had ever happened between us. When I let Lela read this she said, “Damn, What did you do to this girl? LOL”

In the back of my mind I’m just thinking about this beautiful girl that I’m talking too know. I’ve been talking to her since Christmas and I do have to admit I’ve never dated a white women before but she is something special. She’s 10yrs older than me and she has a 10yrs old son who is so adorable and every time I look at her and her son I’m like damn I wish I was his mother too and teach him on how to be a man but his Mamma is the one that gotta teach him. I can see her as my future husband because she is so sweet to me and I know we just talking but I’m starting to feel her already and hopefully I can invite her to my church and let her get to know me even move and move as we go along. I do pray that this will last because I do wanna be her wifey someday and she don’t even know that I’m starting to fall in love with her and her son. I just want her to understand me and know that she ain’t going no where and I also pray that we make it official soon because I can see our future in our eyes so right now I’m just taking my time.

The one main question I have is, Why do I have to be the Husband???? Why couldn’t I be the wife? LOL

The other night we were all in our room loungin around laughing and just talking nonsense. Lela’s daughter brought up something at school and mentioned something was gay.

“Do you know what gay means?” I asked
Unsure I believe she replied with “No”
I replied with “It means happy”
To be responded with, “So happy people can’t get married?”

as you can imagine the room filled with laughter for the next minute or two…

So it seems that both Lela and I need to get our ears cleaned out. First we had Lela thinking I said “I like gravy” as posted in the Cravings VS Gravy Post. Now it was me who miss understood. Last night after we watched the 2008 Hip Hop Honors on VH1 we were getting ready to pass out. Lela started humming away. I asked her…

“Are you singing the Oscar Mayer song?”

ohh boy was I wrong, she was humming the song O.P.P. by Naughty by Nature

So here is the classic Oscar Mayer Bologna song

And Naughty by Nature’s song O.P.P.

Last night while laying in bed I whispered to Lela

“I have a craving”

This is how she heard it

“I like gravy”

I started laughing so hard. Just had to share it with you. So all day today she has been asking me “Can I ask you a question? Do you like gravy?”

Some may recall a post I wrote a while back in which the words of my blog were actually stolen and used on their blog. Which shows complete lack of originality and lack of life since she was living my life on her blog. Anyhow apparently the plagiarizer decided to email me using the contact form here on my blog.

Ohh and in case you don’t know of the post I’m referring to check it here…

Here are the emails I received with very broken up English

Received at 08-22-08 at 9:08 PM

Hello Ma’am heather,i am daisy from the philippines.I asked for my employer’s help because i only finish grade 2 and when i use my employer’s computer,i was attratcted to use friendster. Forgive me. This ruin my life.
I have 2 kids,single mom.My 2nd child died.I try to apply as a domestic helper in saudi arabia but they did not accept me, they said my name on the internetPlease maam,im really very sorry.Please tell me everything to do so you can forgive me.I will never do it again.I need a better job as a domestic helper,i’m a househelper here in the philippines,my 5,000 pesos salary is not enough to raise my kids. Please maam heather,remove my name,i need to go to saudi arabia,I beg you.I’m a good person,i just dont have enough knowledge about copying other people’s work.

Received at 08-22-08 at 9:13 PM

Maam heather,i beg u.if not from the help of my employer’s daughter who is in high school i will not be able to talk to you. I don’t speak english.
only yes or no,hi hello.It’s not right to copy one’s work,i only know that now that i read your blog.I am very sorry.Please forgive.All i need is my work in saudi..help me maam heather,my only way to go is for you to erase my name.i envy people who are good in english.i wish im ood as them or you.