Jason Statham

jason stathamWhat is it about Jason Statham that I LOVE so much? I rarely find men this attractive, and even more rare with hardly any hair on their head.

Is it the black suit and tie that he wears and or the totally tweaked out Audi he drives, in the series of films “Transporter”? I wonder how many cars Audi has sold just from those movies? Along with the fact that they hired him for their Superbowl commercial. (clip is below)

Is it the movie “Crank”, in which he appears to have rather large manhood?

Is it him playing the role of a loving father and thrown in prison racing his way out, in the movie “Death Race”?

Is it the awesome fighting skills he possesses in all his films.

Or is it just the over all manliness of his appearance? After all just look at those abs..

Jennifer (my Sis), in case your wondering yes this post is for your enjoyment too :)

I Just watched Transporter 3, which is what inspired this post. In case your wondering I liked 2 the best, then 3, then 1.

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Zombie Movies

I am not sure why but Brandon loves zombie movies. I guess he gets it from me partially because of my love for twisted horror films. Today I asked him to write up a lil something for my blog about his favorite movies, so here it is.

I like zombie movies because it’s like a whole different world. They all ways start off with some type of experiment or disease. In 28 days later it’s an massive disease in Great Britain. In 28 weeks later the Americans cleanse the area, but it comes back and makes it’s way in to Paris. In the Resident Evil trilogy it’s all about the T-Virus which is a experimental drug to enhance the strength of the military troops that went bad and spread. Dawn of the dead it is a mysterious disease that spreads across the world. Quarantine was sick, it’s based on a advanced Rabies type disease. In the movie I am legend, its based on a so called cure for cancer, that goes bad.

My ratings on the following:

28 Days / Weeks Later: Awesome
Resident Evil Trilogy: Awesome
Dawn of the Dead: Cool
Quarantine: Scary
I am Legend: Okay

Here are a few of his favorites, now while some of them are not considered zombies they are commonly considered to be or zombieish. I’m looking for suggestions on others, and who else loves a good zombie movie?

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The Movie “Saw 5″

Can’t wait for next months release of Saw V coming Friday October 24th unfortunately my Babylove isn’t a fan at all of horror films so I will have to see if Angela will go with me again. Ohh how I love it!

His message is righteous.
His love is everlasting.
His gift is life.

After Dark Horrorfest 2007

horrorfest2007.jpgI just recently acquired this 8 Movie set and can’t wait to watch them all. So far the only movie I have seen is Lake Dead. If any of them really grab my attention I will make sure to let you know.

SYNOPSIS OF EACH FILM

Crazy Eights: Circumstance brings six childhood friends together to face their past, and a secret they share.

Lake Dead: Beneath the calmest surface lies the deepest nightmare.

Mulberry Street (review): A deadly infection breaks out in Manhattan, causing humans to devolve into blood-thirsty rat creatures. Six recently evicted tenants must survive the night and protect their downtown apartment building as the city quickly spirals out of control.

The Deaths of Ian Stone: “Deaths” tells the story of an all-American guy who is murdered each day by horrifying pursuers, only to wake up in slightly different lives to experience the terror of being murdered again.

Nightmare Man (review): After receiving a mysterious demonic African mask in the mail, ELLEN MORRIS is attacked by a “being” she refers to as THE NIGHTMARE MAN. Her doctors and husband, William believe Ellen is a paranoid schizophrenic and needs to spend some quality time at a mental facility for further examination.

Borderland (review): In BORDERLAND, three Texas University seniors, on the eve of their graduation, road-trip to a Mexican Border town for a final weekend of drinking and debauchery. Their vacation becomes a living nightmare as the trio runs afoul of an ancient blood cult looking for human sacrifice. Based on true events, Borderland blends the raw fear of Texas Chainsaw Massacre with the gritty true crime realism of In Cold Blood, evoking a world of paranoia, death and terror.

Tooth and Nail: A group of young people, called Foragers, fight to survive against a band of vicious cannibals, known as Rovers, in a post-apocalyptic world which has been depleted of fossil fuels.

Unearthed (review): After a sinister crash on the highway in a small New Mexican town, people start disappearing and animals and nature begin dying. The Sheriff (Vaugier) investigates, only to actually witness a killer creature and realizes that the creature is the reason for the disappearances and deaths. After surviving an attack, The Sheriff and others try to survive the creature and being killed.

The Movie “The Last Supper”

the_last_supper.jpgTonight was one of many movie nights here at my place had both Rochelle and Tammy over for two horror films and drinks and snacks. So here is what I have to say about a Japanese Horror film called “Saigo no bansan” English translation “The Last Supper”.
Summary as taken from IMDB

Yuji Kotorida has become plastic surgeon to the rich and famous – almost over night transforming himself from nebbish to charismatic icon. His secret? He eats women. In a flashback, we watch the flowering of his proclivity – from an initial taste, and a search that takes him to Hong Kong, to murder. After the flashback, he promises a colleague he will prepare meat for her wedding banquet. At about the same time, the police express suspicion. Can Dr. Kotorida carve out an escape?

Now I will tell you right up front that the acting in this movie is just horrible as well as the effects. But it will have you cringe while he is cooking up liposuctioned fat, speaking how eating it and tasting it was better then having sex. As well as the sound as he is cutting up his victims bodies into pieces to store in his fridge, keeping their heads as trophies. He is the Jeffrey Dahmer of Japan and bringing sexy back with cannibalism.

Here is the trailer for it but this is the Japanese version (we watched the english speaking version) but you can get the idea. FYI what he whispers to the woman in the beginning that makes her smirk is “I want to eat you” to bad it’s not the way she is thinking.