Tapatio Es Fantastico!

Am I a Spam Bot?

This is something said by my love interest (wont say any names as of yet) while in chat today

Never in my 28 years have I met a single person whom is into the exact same things!! some things but not MOST!!! are you sure you are real?? and I don’t need to get out my own spam blocker??

Eat the Onion Bitch

This is Robin’s video that she did. I was cracking up so much I thought I would share.

Can I pour you a Glass?

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It’s almost scary

I put an ad in the personals on craigslist.org a few times over the last year. I have met a few cool friends on there, but mainly allot of freaks email you. And I’m pretty straight to the point in what I want. I specifically say no men and it’s posted in the w4w section but they still email me, so I just learn to ignore them.

Here is one of the email’s I received from a woman

hello, my name is (removed name). i am 24 and interested in meeting and having you show me what to do. I am recently divorced and have had this part of my life i am now interested in filling. Here a couple of me (referring to pictures), take care and hope to hear back soon, (removed name)

Now besides from her only being 24 (yes age is nothing but a number, but that is to young for me) which already told me I didn’t want to pursue it. This next email is what made me stop this is after I asked her if she had ever been with a woman before, which is another thing I don’t want is to be with a first timer.

no i haven’t but want too. i have talked and thought about it a lot. i want to get intimate with another female… i have always had an urge and want to taste a p**sy and suck on the nipples. u know that you could be the one to teach me… can you or would you?

I simply wrote back “I’m sorry but I don’t think I’ll be the right one for ya” and that was that. I just think it’s not a great idea to get straight to the sex talk.

Then the other night when I was up late and online (when am I not?) reading blogs forums and what not I got an email from yahoo personals (my ad has been up there for about a year) saying I received a message (one of a few that I’ve received over time). I go there and this woman that had sent me an ice breaker before contacted me again. This time she had paid for a membership so she was able to email people. Unfortunately though because I didn’t have a paid account the email address she provided was blanked out. So I decided I was going to look for her through other sites. And just happen to find her on MySpace I sent a request to be friends after explaining who I was. The next day I was added and had a beautifully laid out letter that was so real and to the point. WOW is all I said after reading this I had never been so intrigued by someone so quickly. I responded back and received another message to give her a call with her number. Now usually, I am very shy when it comes to that and ask them to call me. But with her I couldn’t dial her number quick enough.

We both agree how it’s almost scary with how much we have in common. We both have a complete love for music and more importantly the same style of music (to people like us that is a important thing to have in common) and we also agree on the same movies. We even found out today that we both have a thing for the others ethnicity. We both love to get into deep discussions about life, love and music. And the words this woman uses drive me crazy (in a good way). I hope that we eventually take it a step further and actually meet up soon. In time it will happen I’m sure, as we have been yacking on the phone so much the past 2 days.

EDITED TO ADD: Out of curiosity I checked out compatibility with our horoscopes and here is what it say

Pisces with Taurus

Taurus is a loving sign by nature, and they’ll enjoy your gentle compassion. Bulls are less threatened by you than they are by other signs, and they’ll be able to soften in your presence, open their hearts and surrender to your emotional needs. You see the virtue of fine tastes, practicality and values in your partner, and you’ll be able to move through the currents of his or her stubbornness with an uncanny tuition and grace. This relationship has serious long-term potential, and will bring you both a great deal of physical and emotional enjoyment.

This morning while making breakfast I dropped an egg, what a bummer when I spent all day cleaning yesterday.

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